Heath Franklin's Chopper - Not Here To F**k Spiders

ONE NIGHT ONLY!

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WINNER 'Best Comedy Weekly' - Fringe World 2024

WINNER 'Comics Choice' - Melbourne International Comedy Festival 2018

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Australia's Most Wanted comedian is back after three years off... and he's not here to f**k spiders!

That's right. Not even if they're dressed in a sexy spider nurse outfit. He just hasn't got the time. And neither do you.

Because life happens whether you like it or not. You can tiptoe around it, have a whinge or pretend it's not there. But like a man wearing bacon pants at a dog park, you're gonna get bitten on the arse eventually.

So either get up and get busy, or tell somebody else who gives a sh*t. Cos we're not here to...

Book now and join Chopper for the best night out in yonks!

"This is a top hour of uproariously entertaining comedy… packed with good gags and "so wrong it's right’" moments." ★★★★ Chortle (UK)

Suitable for audiences 15+
This show contains strong coarse language.

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Price

Price Guide

When

Sat 19 Oct 2024

Venue Opens

7pm

Doors open

Show time

8pm

Interval

No

Duration

Approx 1 hr

Rating

MA - 15+ restricted to over 15 years

Seating

Reserved

Food

Bar Snacks & Cafe Food

Bar

Full Bar & Barista Coffee

Companion Card

Yes, click for more info

Ticket collection

The venue’s box office is accessible from door open time for ticket collection, or if you have any questions

Seating Plan

Seating Plan

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Warnings:
No one under the age of 15 years will be admitted.
All 15-17 years must be accompanied by a responsible adult.

Group Bookings 10+
To purchase more than 10 tickets at $40 each and receive 1 complimentary ticket, please call Ticketlink on 1300 855 835 to make your group booking